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Middle Child

Middle Child

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Today I felt like a bad Mother. Not for the  typical reasons one might think a stay at home mom would think she is a bad mother. I was a badass stay at home mother today;I baked muffins, made an obstacle course, snuggled up and watched Bubble Guppies, had a lively dance party that included twirling ,and put a ream…

The Mommy Wars will Never End.

The Mommy Wars will Never End.

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I hate this. We have this idea of ending the Mommy Wars,but we never ever will. Because of shit like this. This picture is a bold face lie. Regardless of your faith most people would call humanity a miracle, but it is bullshit when you tell me a kid is not a problem, burden, nuisance, ect. This morning I had…

I Live for Myself.

I Live for Myself.

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When we do movie night we have to do a double feature. Lady Baby gets first choice, and she is all about Rapunzel these days. Listening to the tune “Mother Knows Best” The Hubbs says “Can you imagine having a mother like that?” I said sure. I know a lot of Parents who never wanted their kids to leave the…

Kittens Make Everything Better.

Kittens Make Everything Better.

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OG claims to adore football. He has posters, hats, shirts, foot ball cards for days, and a Nerf football he keeps on his special shelves. Nothing is cuter then watching him cheer for his Dads favorite football team. Even if that team is the Miami Dolphins. Mind you, when a game is actually on he is bored out of his…

These are the Days of My Life.

These are the Days of My Life.

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My favorite days are the days when we don’t leave the house. When we all stay in our pajamas, and if we need to change due to a science experiment going a bit bonkers  we just change into more pajamas. There is in hour in time where the costumes burst out of their toy chest. A chase ensues around the…

The Consequences of Laundry.

The Consequences of Laundry.

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Growing up I had expectations to meet. I had to clean the bathroom until My Mom said it was clean, which was always approved by the fourth inspection. I had to get good grades. I am not talking about passing grades here either. I had to get good grades, or my life turned into a phone dessert of misery. I…

6 Sucks.

6 Sucks.

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 OG Baby is a pain in the ass. More of a pain in the ass than he has been since he was a sleep fighting baby. Most days I find myself constantly telling him to stop doing the same things I have taught him not to do since he was a toddler. I am in awe of how selfish he…

My Kids Have No College Fund.

My Kids Have No College Fund.

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Standing in line this weekend at Target with my brood of children the cashier laughed and said “Wow you guys are in for it when they get to college huh? I simply said no. We do not intend to pay for college. He looked at me bewildered, as if this is something I haven’t thought through.  He smirked after his…