Dont Let the Mini Van Fool You

I’m just a forty-something who knows  every problem is you one or an astrology one. If you too have come to a place where you realize it is not them it is you, but what do you do now!?

That is where you learn the astrology, and your life changes.

I only know how you’re feeling—because I follow astrology the way some folks follow White Jesus. Picture Buddy Christ with Saturn behind him for my religious beliefs.

Welcome to Don’t Let the Minivan Fool You: The place you remember that your more than just a mom, a girl, a person even.

Let this be your inspiration rest stop on the wild ride of life. This is where we live, laugh, loathe, and evolve together.

If you’ve lost your way, let me remind you who you are. If you have no idea where to start with astrology or tarot, let me teach you.

If you’re exhausted from doing the same thing and getting nowhere, let me inspire you to try something different.

Healing? It’s a 90/10 inside job.

If you think you can pay me big bucks to take away your heartbreak, trust issues, or childhood baggage, let’s set the record straight: only you can save you. But I am a hell of a sounding board while you do the work, and I charge regular-person rates—none of that Pyramid Scheme meets Mega Church nonsense.

You’ll find lots of ways here to learn tarot and astrology for yourself. Take a look around. Remember: anyone can do this. It just takes a little practice.