I’ve always thought birth charts are a little like treasure maps—except instead of leading you to buried gold, they lead you back to yourself. A snapshot of the sky at the exact moment you arrived here, a birth chart is the universe’s love letter to you. It’s a map, a guidebook, a cosmic manual that says, “Here, these are your tools. This is your magic. Now go figure out how to use them.”
But let’s be real—most people take one look at their chart and see nothing but chaos. Houses? Planets? Squares? Trines? What does it mean that Mars is in Cancer or that your moon sits in Scorpio? That’s where I come in.
A birth chart reading with me isn’t about jargon and astrological gatekeeping. It’s about sitting down, unraveling those cosmic threads, and seeing how they weave into you. I don’t just point at your chart and say, “See? That’s your problem!” I walk you through it. We’ll laugh, maybe cry (sometimes the stars get real sassy), and by the end, my hope is that you’ll see yourself a little clearer.
Life gets confusing. Because sometimes you need to zoom out and see the bigger picture. Because you’re tired of trying to fit into boxes you were never built for. A birth chart reading isn’t about saying, “This is who you are forever, the end.” It’s about understanding the tools you’ve been given and how you can use them to build the life you actually want.
Think of it like this: Your birth chart is the canvas. You’re the artist. I’m just here to point out where the best colors might go.
Deep Dive into Your Chart: We’ll explore the placements of your sun, moon, rising, and the key planets that make up you.
Honest Reflections: I won’t just tell you what you want to hear; I’ll tell you what your chart is trying to say
Practical Insights: Astrology isn’t about destiny—it’s about potential. I’ll help you see how your chart can guide your day-to-day choices.
Learning all the ways you might be triggered, irate and offended in the world might sting at first, but can help you navigate your goals and relationships in a clearer way.
The Rate of a Birth Chart Reading is 80 dollars per hour maximum of two hours per session. This isn't a psychic hotline it's a girl using her energetic resources to help you uncover your cosmic treasure map.
All readings are done online saiving you a trip out into the world to sit in someone elses energy. Just you your comfy clothes and your Screen
I’ve been studying astrology for over a decade, and in that time, I’ve done hundreds of readings for people from all walks of life. But beyond the experience, here’s what you need to know: I’m not here to impress you with astrological jargon or make you feel small in the face of the universe. I’m here to sit with you, chart in hand, and translate the stars into something useful.
I know what it’s like to look at your chart and feel both awe and confusion—to see potential and obstacles and not know what to do with any of it. My goal is to leave you feeling seen, understood, and, most importantly, empowered.
I’ll keep it honest, I’ll keep it real, and yes—I’ll probably crack a joke or two, because even the stars have a sense of humor.
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