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I Am Really Good at Being Fat

I Am Really Good at Being Fat

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I have been a fat girl since I was 7. I spent my elementary school years in a small catholic school where I was bullied by a pack of assholes every day up until their parents couldn’t afford to send them to catholic school anymore. They were shipped off to public school when I was in 6th grade. The big…

My Kid is a Monster, and it’s MY FAULT.

My Kid is a Monster, and it’s MY FAULT.

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I take Lady Baby to open gym at Gymboree. If you are fortunate enough to have one next to you, and have a child 4 and under you should look in to joining.  Lady Baby has so much fun. She does her class once a week, and then we try to go to open gym when we can. She can…

Man Crush Monday: Morris Chestnut

Man Crush Monday: Morris Chestnut

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Obviously Morris Chestnut is one of Americas most delicious men. This post is short and sweet, because unless you’re blind there is no way you can’t understand why I would choose him. If you want to get caught up on morality the man has been married to the same woman since 1995. That is good enough for me. I watch…

Taming a Toddler Monster

Taming a Toddler Monster

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I am going to preface this with letting you all know I do not believe in statements like “Nothing works on my kid he just throws fits until I give him what he wants.” That is a load of crap, and not the good kind that can be used for growing lush gardens.  When my kids are suddenly acting like…

Bitter Looks Bad on Everyone.

Bitter Looks Bad on Everyone.

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I  live in Patriots nation. You can imagine that when the ruling on Brady went down my news feed was blown up by pissed off fans. I came across this dolled up 6 pack and cannot understand how people can be so irresponsible.  Lets break down this picture starting at the top. 1: Ray Lewis: Arrested in 2000 in connection…

How I afford to stay home with my kids.

How I afford to stay home with my kids.

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I hear a lot of Moms say they wish they could afford to stay home with their kids. Im going to share how I do that. My families  not rich  by any means for a 6 person family we made around 70,000 dollars last year.  Granted that is double the amount  of the poverty level for a family of 6….

Baby, We Don’t Need That Validation.

Baby, We Don’t Need That Validation.

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This Mornings pumping session read was “3 Truths About C -Sections.”  Here we go again. Not only is it in countdown form, but its pitting Moms against each other in one of our hottest segregation tools. How we birth. If C section Moms are brave,strong and beautiful what are the rest of the Moms out there? Oh Those successful V…

The Problem is Not the Problem.

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Everyone I know would like to do something differently. Whether its being what they would consider to be a better Mother, a skinnier human, a more productive  person. Whatever. Everyone I know is always trying to do something better. Im going to talk about the Mother one today, because the skinnier person one still eludes me. During this mornings pumping…