A Few Things Jesus Would Find More Offensive than Same Sex Marriage.
I grew up really really Catholic. Im not talking about the occasional church goer catholic. I was an alter girl, I went to Catholic school until 12th grade,I went to church everyday during lent, Once a year my Grandmother has a big gold crown and dove septor visit her home for a week. It is […]
6 Sucks.
OG Baby is a pain in the ass. More of a pain in the ass than he has been since he was a sleep fighting baby. Most days I find myself constantly telling him to stop doing the same things I have taught him not to do since he was a toddler. I am in […]
Princess Power.
When I found out I was having a daughter I was slightly horrified. The word Teenager looming over my head like an anvil waiting for the perfect time to fall down and crush me. Time went on, and I started to let my teenage dread fall to the side. I was going to have a […]
My Kids Have No College Fund.
Standing in line this weekend at Target with my brood of children the cashier laughed and said “Wow you guys are in for it when they get to college huh? I simply said no. We do not intend to pay for college. He looked at me bewildered, as if this is something I haven’t thought […]
PMS With No Period and Other Marvels of Breast Feeding.
PMS with no period. I have no idea what kind of whack a do hormones are swirling around in my body, but holy God in heaven I am still a raging too much progesterone monster every two weeks with no period to dull the anger. I stand in front of the baking cabinet shoving chocolate […]
You’re an Asshole
*DISCLAIMER: Todays post is vulgar. It is also judgmental, self righteous and angry. Enjoy Today I decided to take Lady Baby to the older kid play and learn class. She is just on the cusp of leveling up, and I wanted to see how she would do. As I pulled the door open to […]
I Am Really Good at Being Fat
I have been a fat girl since I was 7. I spent my elementary school years in a small catholic school where I was bullied by a pack of assholes every day up until their parents couldn’t afford to send them to catholic school anymore. They were shipped off to public school when I was […]
Two Kids Two Years Apart Isn’t as Bad as I Thought it Would Be.
Yesterday at Gymboree a tiny wide eyed little toddler came fumbling over to where Last Baby and I were watching Lady Baby and Hubbs partake in a class about mail. She gave me a timid little smile and then looked over at Last Baby, and touched his toes. Her Mom was not far behind her. […]
My Kid is a Monster, and it’s MY FAULT.
I take Lady Baby to open gym at Gymboree. If you are fortunate enough to have one next to you, and have a child 4 and under you should look in to joining. Lady Baby has so much fun. She does her class once a week, and then we try to go to open gym […]
Man Crush Monday: Morris Chestnut
Obviously Morris Chestnut is one of Americas most delicious men. This post is short and sweet, because unless you’re blind there is no way you can’t understand why I would choose him. If you want to get caught up on morality the man has been married to the same woman since 1995. That is good […]