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6 Sucks.

6 Sucks.

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 OG Baby is a pain in the ass. More of a pain in the ass than he has been since he was a sleep fighting baby. Most days I find myself constantly telling him to stop doing the same things I have taught him not to do since he was a toddler. I am in awe of how selfish he…

Princess Power.

Princess Power.

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 When I found out I was having a daughter I was slightly horrified. The word Teenager looming over my head like an anvil waiting for the perfect time to fall down and crush me. Time went on, and  I started to let my teenage dread fall to the side. I was going to have a daughter. A girl baby. When…

My Kids Have No College Fund.

My Kids Have No College Fund.

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Standing in line this weekend at Target with my brood of children the cashier laughed and said “Wow you guys are in for it when they get to college huh? I simply said no. We do not intend to pay for college. He looked at me bewildered, as if this is something I haven’t thought through.  He smirked after his…

PMS With No Period and Other Marvels of Breast Feeding.

PMS With No Period and Other Marvels of Breast Feeding.

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PMS with no period. I have no idea what kind of whack a do hormones are swirling around in my body, but holy God in heaven I am still a raging too much progesterone monster every two weeks with no period to dull the anger. I stand in front of the baking cabinet shoving chocolate chips down my throat.  I…

You’re an Asshole

You’re an Asshole

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*DISCLAIMER:  Todays post is vulgar. It is also judgmental, self righteous and angry. Enjoy   Today I decided to take Lady Baby to the older kid play and learn class. She is just on the cusp of leveling up, and I wanted to see how she would do. As I pulled the door open to let her run in I…

I Am Really Good at Being Fat

I Am Really Good at Being Fat

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I have been a fat girl since I was 7. I spent my elementary school years in a small catholic school where I was bullied by a pack of assholes every day up until their parents couldn’t afford to send them to catholic school anymore. They were shipped off to public school when I was in 6th grade. The big…

My Kid is a Monster, and it’s MY FAULT.

My Kid is a Monster, and it’s MY FAULT.

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I take Lady Baby to open gym at Gymboree. If you are fortunate enough to have one next to you, and have a child 4 and under you should look in to joining.  Lady Baby has so much fun. She does her class once a week, and then we try to go to open gym when we can. She can…

Man Crush Monday: Morris Chestnut

Man Crush Monday: Morris Chestnut

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Obviously Morris Chestnut is one of Americas most delicious men. This post is short and sweet, because unless you’re blind there is no way you can’t understand why I would choose him. If you want to get caught up on morality the man has been married to the same woman since 1995. That is good enough for me. I watch…