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Hulkamania Cannot be Erased.

Hulkamania Cannot be Erased.

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Hulk Hogan was my first love. When I was eight I cried for about an hour in the bathtub after he Lost to The Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania  6. Right  before he left to go make that terrible Nanny movie. I quickly rebounded onto the Undertaker, and when I think about my favorite Wrestler growing up as a kid I…

Wicked Lazy.

Wicked Lazy.

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I am lazy.   People who know me in day to day life will read that last part, and think I am insane. They will think it isn’t true, but it is. I am wicked lazy. Most days I would rather not have to leave the bed. Especially if there is a baby in it. Babies in the bed are…

Yes, I Did Just Call You Fat.

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 Have you seen it yet? The Old Navy fat shaming story. Well if you missed it you can read it here,  but I will recap. Rachel Taylor a plus sized girl is shopping for a tank top to celebrate the 4th of July. She is shopping at a messy table in between a Senior and junior mean girl, when junior says….

Everybody Gets a Trophy and Other Nonsense

Everybody Gets a Trophy and Other Nonsense

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This year I had an elementary school graduation, and a Kindergarten graduation. Of course in politically correct offend no one land they had to be called celebrations. “For the kids who did not get to move up a grade.” At home I told the kids it was their graduations. The majority of kids did move up a grade, but to…

6 Sucks.

6 Sucks.

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 OG Baby is a pain in the ass. More of a pain in the ass than he has been since he was a sleep fighting baby. Most days I find myself constantly telling him to stop doing the same things I have taught him not to do since he was a toddler. I am in awe of how selfish he…

Princess Power.

Princess Power.

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 When I found out I was having a daughter I was slightly horrified. The word Teenager looming over my head like an anvil waiting for the perfect time to fall down and crush me. Time went on, and  I started to let my teenage dread fall to the side. I was going to have a daughter. A girl baby. When…

My Kids Have No College Fund.

My Kids Have No College Fund.

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Standing in line this weekend at Target with my brood of children the cashier laughed and said “Wow you guys are in for it when they get to college huh? I simply said no. We do not intend to pay for college. He looked at me bewildered, as if this is something I haven’t thought through.  He smirked after his…

PMS With No Period and Other Marvels of Breast Feeding.

PMS With No Period and Other Marvels of Breast Feeding.

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PMS with no period. I have no idea what kind of whack a do hormones are swirling around in my body, but holy God in heaven I am still a raging too much progesterone monster every two weeks with no period to dull the anger. I stand in front of the baking cabinet shoving chocolate chips down my throat.  I…

You’re an Asshole

You’re an Asshole

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*DISCLAIMER:  Todays post is vulgar. It is also judgmental, self righteous and angry. Enjoy   Today I decided to take Lady Baby to the older kid play and learn class. She is just on the cusp of leveling up, and I wanted to see how she would do. As I pulled the door open to let her run in I…