This is the Tale all about how I Became an Exclusive Pumper.

I never thought about breast feeding OG baby. I said I did back then, but really the thought was so fleeting it should not have been considered an actual thought. I knew I was not going to breast feed him , and that was that. It was only 6 years ago, but the hospitals weren’t […]

Last Baby: Third Times a Charm (part 2)

After I found out about the strep b ,and the getting to the hospital 4 hours before I had the baby to receive the proper dosage of antibiotics I was bumming.  I had wanted to get to the hospital and push the baby out in 20 minutes.  At that point I started to delve into […]

Last Baby: Third Times a Charm. (part 1)

After Lady Baby we had no intention of having another baby. I had said  maybe one more, but I only meant it half heartedly. We already had three kids, and that seemed like plenty.  Of course life happens when you’re out making other plans. Let me introduce you to my favorite mistake Last Baby. When […]

Lady Baby

This story comes with a disclaimer: If you are pregnant and scared of labor don’t read it. Lady baby came right on her due date. Im not sure if thats luck or the fact that I did a bunch of things I read online to make sure she wasn’t late . I did not want […]

OG Baby

My first son was ten days late. I was 27 at the time. Still eating Burger King, and drinking Diet soda. I was 290 pounds, and miserable. By the time the 8th day came I told my Dr I wanted this babies eviction notice. When it came to labor I had no idea what to […]