Everybody Gets a Trophy and Other Nonsense

This year I had an elementary school graduation, and a Kindergarten graduation. Of course in politically correct offend no one land they had to be called celebrations. “For the kids who did not get to move up a grade.” At home I told the kids it was their graduations. The majority of kids did move […]

6 Sucks.

 OG Baby is a pain in the ass. More of a pain in the ass than he has been since he was a sleep fighting baby. Most days I find myself constantly telling him to stop doing the same things I have taught him not to do since he was a toddler. I am in […]

Princess Power.

 When I found out I was having a daughter I was slightly horrified. The word Teenager looming over my head like an anvil waiting for the perfect time to fall down and crush me. Time went on, and  I started to let my teenage dread fall to the side. I was going to have a […]

6 Things That You Miss When You Have Lots Of Kids.

1. Tv binging on the sofa half naked surrounded by snacks. The Hubbs and I are counting down the days until Orange is the New Black season three is ready to stream. We will have to watch it in broken pieces on the nights that there isn’t work to do, or I don’t fall asleep […]

Two Kids Two Years Apart Isn’t as Bad as I Thought it Would Be.

 Yesterday at Gymboree a tiny wide eyed little toddler came fumbling over to where Last Baby and I were watching Lady Baby and Hubbs partake in a class about mail. She gave me a timid little smile and then looked over at Last Baby, and touched his toes. Her Mom was not far behind her. […]

Preschool at Home: week 2

This week has not been one that I would consider to be my shining glory. I am cranky, and sleepy, and not in the mood at all to talk to anyone, let alone perk up enough to have some toddler fun. It is one of those tough shit this is your job kind of weeks. […]

Free Breast Pumps Made Simple

                    Being an exclusive pumper  my pump is my most treasured possession at this point in my life.  Before I knew insurance covered a double breast pump I scored a hammie down on craigslist for 25 bucks. The woman had one child, and said she never […]

Taming a Toddler Monster

I am going to preface this with letting you all know I do not believe in statements like “Nothing works on my kid he just throws fits until I give him what he wants.” That is a load of crap, and not the good kind that can be used for growing lush gardens.  When my […]

The End of the Baby Era.

Im sitting here looking at my calendar. May 21 circled and looming.  Causing my stomach to flip. That’s it. That’s the day that we are done having babies.   Hubbs is going in for his vasectomy. A quick 15 minute procedure will put a period at the end of our baby making sentence.   On […]

Revolutionary Guide to Baby Shower Gifting

  I love baby parties. Showers,Sprinkles Gatherings whatever. I love them. What I do not love is bad gifting.        Lets revolutionize how we think about baby party gifts!   Stop Buying Clothes! Yes those clothes are super adorable and sweet, but unless you’re a great Aunt or Grandma stop it. You are […]