Is that Heartburn Really Incurable, or are You Just an Asshole?
Lets preface this post with the whole I am not a Dr, and cannot tell you how to cure your heartburn, but I am a fat girl who has cured her own schpeal so peeps don’t get crazy. Before OG I was a victim of such bad heartburn I was diagnosed with GERD, and started […]
The Meaning of Life Found in Baby Cheeks.
I wonder if the gods made baby cheeks pressed against your own feel like magic on purpose? If they crafted it just so when the day feels the heaviest a soft brush of sleeping baby forehead against your lips can release more tension then an hour of yoga. There is nothing sweeter than baby. I […]
Iced Coffee and Perspective
I am sipping a Hazelnut Iced coffee from a local chain called Brewed Awakenings. I did not anticipate a delectable flavored coffee today, but The Hubbs thought it wise to bring one home. Knowing that a sip of artificially flavored caffeine would calm down my urge to run his face over with a Hummer. This […]
Hulkamania Cannot be Erased.
Hulk Hogan was my first love. When I was eight I cried for about an hour in the bathtub after he Lost to The Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania 6. Right before he left to go make that terrible Nanny movie. I quickly rebounded onto the Undertaker, and when I think about my favorite Wrestler growing […]
Wicked Lazy.
I am lazy. People who know me in day to day life will read that last part, and think I am insane. They will think it isn’t true, but it is. I am wicked lazy. Most days I would rather not have to leave the bed. Especially if there is a baby in it. […]
The Days are Long the Years are Short.
I read a lot of witty articles about Mothering young children. There is a common theme in most of the bad day ones. The days where you are in the grocery store parking lot with two crying babies, and a miserable looking 6 year old, and the old lady who walks by says “Chin up […]
What’s Wrong With Porn?
There have been many times since raising children that I have asked Hubbs if we can go live off the grid. He always smiles at me like I am slightly crazy, and moves along in our conversation. That was until we decided to watch a Netflix documentary called Hot Girls Wanted. The film follows five […]
Yes, I Did Just Call You Fat.
Have you seen it yet? The Old Navy fat shaming story. Well if you missed it you can read it here, but I will recap. Rachel Taylor a plus sized girl is shopping for a tank top to celebrate the 4th of July. She is shopping at a messy table in between a Senior and […]
Man Crush Monday: The Rock
Many years ago when the Rock saturated my television every Monday night for Raw I would barley notice. Not to say that I found him to be yucky, but I didn’t find him to be worth lusting over either. It wasn’t until a shaved head, and shoulder tattoo later that the Rock would make it […]
A Few Things Jesus Would Find More Offensive than Same Sex Marriage.
I grew up really really Catholic. Im not talking about the occasional church goer catholic. I was an alter girl, I went to Catholic school until 12th grade,I went to church everyday during lent, Once a year my Grandmother has a big gold crown and dove septor visit her home for a week. It is […]