The Lost Art of Class

The Lost Art of Class

* Stupid pictures like the one above really interfere with my quest for inner peace. All my Wayne Dyer, and Hay House teachings go right out the window. I hope you enjoy or hate all my judgments about girls and inappropriate clothes. I have a serious problem with the length of shorts in 2016. Not because I am afraid some…

God Has No Religion.

God Has No Religion.

I was raised in the Catholic Church by Portuguese immigrants. You may wonder why the Portuguese immigrant part makes a difference. Well, here is just one example for you. My Grandmother had the Holy Spirit come to her house yearly. He comes in the form of a crown and scepter. He is placed in the Jesus room. Yes, I did…

People Without Kids.

People Without Kids.

There are two different kinds of people without kids. Assholes, and non assholes. I respect peoples choices to not have children. Children are not for everyone. HOWEVER, Allow me to share with you something in the clearest way possible. Until you have kids You don’t know shit about life with kids. I would love to smack these bouncy little twenty…

The Mommy Wars will Never End.

The Mommy Wars will Never End.

I hate this. We have this idea of ending the Mommy Wars,but we never ever will. Because of shit like this. This picture is a bold face lie. Regardless of your faith most people would call humanity a miracle, but it is bullshit when you tell me a kid is not a problem, burden, nuisance, ect. This morning I had…

I Am Not My Hair.

I Am Not My Hair.

As a little girl my Mom kept my hair as long as she possibly could. My second grade school picture my long straight black hair is down to my waist. I hated every minute of this long hair situation. Mostly because my Mom treated my head like it was not attached to any nerve endings. When I was in fifth…

Find Something Real to Fight for.

Find Something Real to Fight for.

 I am high on my soap box today homies. Today is one of those discouraging social media days. The days when you scroll down your news feed and see 15 posts in a row about Tom Brady’s suspension being overturned. What I can’t possibly understand is why people find the need to care so much that they feel the urge…

WCW: Joy Turner

WCW: Joy Turner

From 2005-2009 NBC graced us with a hilarious thirty minute comedy called My Name is Earl. If you haven’t watched it yet, or just forgot how hilarious the show is don’t fret. Netflix has all the seasons available for your streaming pleasure, and if you still don’t have Netflix well thats is just crazy. My Name is Earl stars Jason  Lee…

Dinner Time Struggle

Dinner Time Struggle

 I got rid of cable at the beginning of the year, and for the most part it has been pretty easy. The only thing I can say I have really missed is Food Network. The Hubbs signed up for a free trial of Sling, which has a bunch of channels available to you for  around 22 dollars. One of them…

WCW: Lady Baby

WCW: Lady Baby

Lady Baby is most certainly my favorite Woman Crush Wednesday of all time. I love toddlers. I love their inability to fit their emotions in themselves. So when they are sad, mad or disappointed it comes pouring out of them and onto the floor. I love to listen to her string sentences into paragraphs. We sit on her bed together…